Tuesday, 20 December 2011

Them other Eddie Campbells

There's a book by somebody named Eddie Campbell, titled 44 Horrible dates:
Eddie has been on more terrible dates than entire villages. Now, for our amusement, our intrepid dater relates 44 of his most hilarious, unbelievable dates, ranging from the guy who immediately farted upon entering his car to the guy who drove him to a fast-food burger joint (Eddie is a vegetarian) before admitting he was high on cocaine.
I presume it's NOT by the Eddie Campbell who wrote the book about the TV soap opera Days of Our Lives, but Barnes and Noble have used HIS photo and MY bio, thus conflating three Eddie Campbells all in one promotional page.


How difficult can it be?

(link thanks to Aziz G in comments yesterday)

During the year I wasn't blogging there was another Eddie Campbell who became famous overnight after being arrested for having sex with an armless mannequin in a public park. He is not to be identified with any of the above-mentioned Eddie Campbells.
When the deputy moved closer, he found a shirtless Campbell sitting on a bench with his pants down around his ankles. On Campbell's lap was an armless mannequin - The apparent recipient of Campbell's lewd acts.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Santiago GarcĂ­a said...

"The League of Extraordinary Eddie Campbells". Just an idea.

22 December 2011 4:47:00 am GMT-5  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The League of Extraordinary Contracts acceptable by Eddie's Father-In-Law"!

(Which, if represented by Aussie comic book publishing contracts, would have a membership number of 'zero').

Merry Christmas!

23 December 2011 11:53:00 pm GMT-5  

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